Their PnL is Your Personality. Their PnL is Your Personality. Their PnL is Your Personality.
The official SPL token for doomscrolling Crypto Twitter, refreshing Solscan on their wallet, and living vicariously through six-figure liquidations.
The Parasocial Thesis
You stress about their bags like they're family. You feel the gut-punch of their -80% shitcoin play. You celebrate their 10x as if it were your own (it wasn't). This is the culture. $PARA is proof-of-emotional-damage, a token that quantifies your investment in their drama.
Share your trauma on X →[STRESS] You refresh their wallet on Solscan more than your own.
[EUPHORIA] You screenshot their green candles for your group chat.
[PAIN] You feel physical pain when they tweet "we're so back" at the local top.
Bag-onomics
0% Buy/Sell Tax
No rug tax. The emotional tax of watching the charts is high enough.
LP Burned
Liquidity is burned forever, just like their last 100 SOL degen play.
Mint Revoked
No one is in control, just like your emotions when they dump on you.
How to Cope (Buy $PARA)
Get a Wallet
Download Phantom or Solflare wallet, the official briefcases for your emotional baggage on the Solana blockchain.
Get SOL
Buy some SOL from an exchange. This is the gas money for your emotional rollercoaster.